remember that slasher flick from the 80s? "dienasty: the legend of rejunvenique." you remember it. starring dynasty's linda evans. all about a homicidal skin-care masked maniac, sent into a murderous rage over enlarged pores and unsightly blemishes. yeah, that's the one. they made an infomercial about it. you can see it here.

i also happened upon "the mask of death" which totally made my day and i have to thank this woman for volunteering to don the mask and posting it on the youtubes.