until you take your pants off

really, bootypop? and what happens to your disclaimer once the drawers are dropped and the unpopped booty is exposed for the flat fallacy it really is?

it's like a carwash for your feet!

EasyFeet

because it is entirely too difficult to wash your feet the old fashioned way.

or, you could just leave your pajamas on.

not. remotely. stylish.

that's one hot dog!

because it is supremely important to encourage this loverly behavior in dogs.

why wouldn't you...

...want this? isn't the point of potty training to make sure your dogs go *in* the house?

easy now, cracka

i've been looking for ways to make my breakfast making more enjoyable. i'm not sure how any of us survived life without this miraculous tool.