i also can't believe i had completely forgotten about neuticles. so, here's the deal: you neuter your dog. you feel guilt. you buy him some fake nuts.
problem is, dogs are dogs and they just don't give a shit. a dog eats his own poop. he doesn't remember what happened 5 seconds prior. he doesn't have thumbs in which to hold a mirror to admire his junk. and, most importantly, another dog is not going to be fooled by silicon balls. he's just going to point and laugh.
today's lesson? spay and neuter your pets, but please for the love of dog, don't give them testicular implants.
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