don't "belittle" a short person, we'll bite your kneecap.

dear maxtall:

according to your infomercial: statistics prove being taller means: more confidence. more attention. more success.

according to this happily 5 feet 1 inch person: statistics prove putting lifts in your shoes makes you: more ridiculous. more desperate. more issue filled than some rubber inserts will cure.

sincerely,

the short girl

p.s. no, you still won't get the girl.